Well, I'm really bored so I'm doing this
- 1. State your name:
- 2. State the name that your parents almost named you:
- 3. Which of your relatives do you get along with the most?
- 4. What was your first job?
- 5. Which of your relatives do you despise the most?
- 6. Did anything embarassing happen this week?
- 7. Do you miss your ex?
- 8. Do you ever dream about your ex?
- 9. What is your favorite color of clothing to wear?
- 10. How do you wear your makeup?
- 11. What are some of your nicknames?
- 12. How many bedrooms are in your house?
- 13. How many bathrooms?
- 14. Do you have a job?
- 15. Do you have a car?
- 16. Do you think you will go to college?
- 17. Tell me what you think hate means:
- 18. What is your definition of ugly:
- 19. What is your definition of slutty:
- 20. Do you have muscles?
- 21. How about abs?
- 22. Do you work out every week?
- 23. Did you brush your teeth this morning?
- 24. Name a fact that you think is bullshit:
- 25. Have you ever seen Pen and Tellers Bullshit?
- 26. Do you like Obama?
- 27. Did you like Bush?
- 28. Something about your neighbors that you hate:
- 29. Something about your neighbors that you like:
- 30. Has your neighborhood ever thrown a block party?
- 31. Have you ever kissed someone you never saw again?
- 32. Have you ever sang in front of a crowd?
- 33. What kind of bathing suit do you wear?
- 34. Do you like your eyes?
- 35. Do you think you are pretty?
- 36. What do you think of girls who are ugly, who think they are hot?
- 37. Have you ever been called fat?
- 38. Have you ever confronted someone who was making fun of a stranger?
- 39. Are you a bitch?
- 40. Have you ever been to a concert?
- 41. Do mean people lack a soul?
- 42. Have you ever put a curse on someone who said something mean about you?
- 43. Have you ever practiced witch craft?
- 44. What do you think of abortion?
- 45. Did you know people who practice satanism could curse you?
- 46. Do you believe in hexes?
- 47. Do you believe in vampires?
- 48. Who was the last person you talked to in person?
- 49. Do you have a Jacuzzi?
- 50. How much money is in your pocket right this moment?
- 51. How much money is in your checking account?
- 52. How much is in your savings?
- 53. Are you single?
- 54. Do you have kids?
- 55. Do you want kids (for those who dont have them)?
- 56. What do you think of people on welfare?
- 57. Do you believe there should be no taxes on anything?
- 58. Are you smart?
- 59. Did you ever skip school?
- 60. How many times have you gotten after school detention?
- 61. How many times have you gotten in school suspension?
- 62. Have you ever been expelled? If yes, what for?
- 63. What is your worst subject in school?
- 64. Tell me what your back pack looks like:
- 65. Who is the ugliest person in your school? Based on ‘the inside’:
- 66. Who is the happiest person you know?
- 67. Who is the loudest perosn you know?
- 68. Who is the most annoying person you have ever met?
- 69. What celebrity do you think is hot?
- 70. Did you read Twilight?
- 71. Last movie you saw in theatre:
- 72. Are you dating the same person you dated last year?
- 73. Has someone you were dating ever cheated on you?
- 74. Have you ever cheated?
- 75. Have you ever flirted with someone you just met?
- 76. Have you ever been on a dating site?
- 77. Have you ever been in a physical fight?
- 78. Tell me one thing, about yourself, that makes you an ugly person?
- 79. Have you been honest?
- 80. Have you ever done drugs?
Well, I actually shit my pants the other day.
I definitely pooped myself. My flesh and poop made a human whoopie pie.
Oh, god. I’m in love with Adderal.
It’s not that bad. It’s like a college drug.
Are you afraid to stick your face in a stripers ass?
Cause I’m sure as hell not.
I love Frances Dick.
There ya go world, let it be known!
